Twitter Switched From Stars To Hearts To Favorite Tweets Because They Think We Are Too Dumb To Understand What Stars Are

BIG CHANGES AT TWITTER TODAY! No, their stock is still in the toilet. But they removed gold stars for favorites and replaced them with red hearts for “likes”. First off, a heart and calling it a like is the biggest mixed message of all time. But their reasoning is the best part. “Gold stars can be confusing”. Translation: everyone who uses Twitter is a retard. I’m not sure what can be misconstrued about a gold star and the word “favorite”, but some analyst and consultant got paid a shit ton of money to jump to that conclusion. And how about their quote “you might like a lot of things, but not everything can be your favorite”. What????? I have a lot of favorites. Favorite food, favorite team, favorite porn site. I don’t like anything. There’s very few things that I actually like. I don’t like the effort it takes to jerk off to my favorite porn site.

It is beautiful though, watching the world hold hands and unite over this change at Twitter. Remember when Facebook used to change every 3 weeks (pre-Twitter days) and everyone would post a Facebook status about how awful it is, and then in 2 days you forgot what the old one even looked like? Same thing here. The world uniting, Palestine and Israel issuing a cease fire, Putin and Obama going golfing, all over Twitter changing from stars to hearts. And then in 2 days we won’t give a shit because we’ll remember no matter what shape it is, Internet points still don’t matter. And people who serial-favorite tweets are dicks anyway. Shoot me a RT. Favorites, now likes, do nothing.