Angel Cabrera's New Girlfriend Isn't A Terrible Consolation Prize

Two things I learned yesterday after the Masters. 1, Angel Cabrera is 43 years old, which I don’t know why, just seems wrong. I had him pegged for 55 at the youngest. Maybe its the cigarettes or the burritos but I just can’t believe he’s 43 years old. That’s a hard 43. Like having a 5 year old car with 150,000 miles on it. The odometer and the age just don’t match up.

Second, and more importantly, I guess Angel Cabrera just recently dumped his wife who he had known since he was 12 for some chick named Coki Ramirez. Nice little mid life crisis (no way Cabrera lives past 80) trade up. Swapped his old wife for a good old fashioned Argentinian dick wrecker. Not a bad consolation prize at all.