Loser Attempting To Steal From Street Performer's Money Box Recieves A Swift Kick To The Face

You can put homeless performers in the same category as professional sports team’s mascots (athletic as FUCK), people who have wrestled through high school (batshit and know how to use it), and a woman holding a knife (too unpredictable with a deadly weapon) as people not to mess with. Imagine how much restraint these street jockeys must be forced to practice on a regular basis. These people have to deal with IDIOTS who get giddy as hell about a grown man spray painted gold who can stand still for 30 seconds at a time, all day every day. Not to mention playing off the hardos who think it’s funny to mess with the act or the kids who give the well timed goose. The last thing these hard working Americans need is some loser coming along and stealing their dollar donations right in front of their face. Anyone who does that definitely deserves their head to be set up on a kicking tee and booted to the moon.

Seriously, don’t mess with these community theater stand-in’s. So much pent up anger they don’t know how to hold back when instigated.

You wet willie ANYONE you better be prepared to eat a punch or two. Good for Silver Cowboy. Wrong move, haircut. Never rub another man’s rhubarb, especially when it’s a Silver Man’s scrilla.