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Adam Scott Is About To Bang Every Golf Slut From America To Australia And Back Again

GIF: Adam Scott celebrates winning the Masters the only way he knows how: shaking his butt.

I don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous of someone than I am of Adam Scott right now. Rich. Young. Single. Has an Accent, Just won the Masters and every chick on planet earth thinks he is hot. Unreal combo. Literally did the Penis dance on the last green. Just letting all the golf sluts from America to Australia know that he is ready to fuck until his dick falls off so get in line.

 

PS
The fact that Adam Scott survived the “Tummy Pat” handshake is incredible to me. Having another man touch your stomach is the most disrespectful thing in the world. Thought he was cooked after that for sure.