In Case You Missed It, Here's My Award Winning Figure Skating Routine

A few things about the video:

-I absolutely killed that routine and you know it.  I should be in Sochi drinking piss water and winning gold medals.

-There had to be something wrong with the camera because my hairline can’t possibly be receding that badly.  When I look in the mirror I see George Clooney, not a guy with a hairline that’s touching the back of his head.

-That Bruno Mars song is 4 minutes long.  I only made it 2 1/2 minutes.  Clearly that’s all I needed.  I didn’t practice.  I just let the music take me, also known as art.

-I won’t apologize for falling multiple times.  Sorry I’m a daredevil.  Go big or go home.