Capital One Has Scored An Advertising Deal With One Of The Country's Most Sought After Financial Advisors: Robert Gronkowski

I think we’ve all been wondering when Gronk would land himself a deal in the financial field. Since day one in the league we’ve always thought “Now this is a guy I could take money saving tips from” and it seems a corporation has finally shared in our beliefs. Capital One and Gronk, as obvious a marriage as there’s ever been. Can’t wait for him to start tweeting out all his foolproof #Gronkonomics advice

Fill a water bottle with vodka and sneak it into the bar. Just order waters then pour your own vodka in.

Invest in party buses and cruises.

You buy clothes? Why? Your mom bought you clothes in high school, wear those.

Remember when you bought up all those crates of Four Loko before the government shut it down? Sell them for 100 bucks a can on eBay.

You need drugs to have fun? Just get hype.

Don’t buy comedy movies OnDemand, write the number 69 a bunch of times.

Instead of spending the million of dollars you’re paid to play football, spend the millions of dollars you’re paid to advertise things.

Impossible to say any of that is bad advice if you ask me. Always known that Gronk would one day be a force in the world of high fin-ance and it looks like that time is finally upon us.