Derek Jeter Just Dominated Halloween

Derek Jeter doesn’t half ass anything. Playing baseball, getting chicks, or dressing up for Halloween, all Jeter knows how to do is strive for being the best. He didn’t strike me as a face paint guy though. I would have guessed something simple like a Superman shirt under a perfectly tailored Armani dress shirt. That’s on me for underestimating him because he probably scared all the models at the party, right out of their panties.

How about Hannah Davis just posting a candid on her Instagram just a week into this engagement? Until this morning she had posted 2 professional photos, from the Met Gala, of herself with Derek and nothing else. I guess this just shows that it doesn’t matter who you are, once a man gets engaged he loses all power. Vaginal hubris like you read about.