Floyd Mayweather Kept His Halloween Costume Low Key

I don’t know why I expected anything else. Wake up in a haze and have Floyd pointing a gun right in my face while swimming in stacks of money. I have to wonder if he even went out or did anything last night. It’s way more likely he got all dressed up and put on white face paint for the sole purpose of reminding us he has a lot of money and guns.

He’s like an emo teenager posing for his Tumblr photo if that emo teenager was an illiterate grown man with a pressing need to remind us that he does, in fact, have money.