Darth Vader Meets His Match: A Hoverboard And A Door Frame

I’m not a big Star Wars guy so I enjoyed that far more than the new Star Wars trailer people were busting nuts in their pants about a few weeks. I don’t hate Star Wars it just never grabbed me during my childhood like it appears to have grabbed millions of other kids. So I won’t be rushing to the theaters on Christmas to see the new movie.  Instead I’ll be drunk on riesling playing Apples to Apples with my family. You’re all invited.  Anyway, the simple fact of the matter is anybody tripping and falling (as long as it’s not me) is going to make me happy and giggle like a small child.  It’s one of the things that will always get me. It’s why I don’t mind winter all that much.  Sure it’s cold and scraping off your car is a goddamn nightmare but seeing just one person slip and fall on their ass makes it all worthwhile.

GOAT