Is This Mom Putting Up Flyers Saying Be Respectful Of Her Kid's Nut Allergy On Halloween The Worst Woman In The World? Spoiler Alert: Yes, Yes She Is

This helicopter mama need to become Black Hawk down immediately, for her own kid’s sake. Why do your own job as a parent when others can do it for you? God forbid someone takes actual responsibility as a mother and separates their kid’s Halloween candy. Or, even better, teach their child the dangers of them eating a peanut that might as well be Cyanide. This kid ain’t gonna be living in a bubble forever. She should probably educate the kid that Mr. Peanut can literally suffocate him to death. And you’re damn right it’s the mom’s doing. No father who can willingly procreate is going to suggest carrots as an acceptable Halloween candy, and if he did, it’s time to end his ability to breed. STAT.

This mother’s gonna be in for a shock when her little sheltered peanut boy goes off to college and falls wayyyyy off the deep end. Book it. That is if he’s able to graduate high school once his parents piss off every teacher. With people like this there’s no way in hell their kid could get a C in a class. Must be everyone else’s fault.

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