Because No One Watched The Debate Last Night, Here Are Your Best Trump Moments

I also missed the debate because let’s be honest, a political debate in the middle of the summer when there is nothing on is fine, but a political debate in October when we have all 4 major sports in season, no thanks. Probably the last thing I would actually sit and watch. Anyway, because we all missed it, here are the best Donald Trump moments I could find on the internet this morning.

Murdered John Kasich

“His poll numbers tanked, that’s why he’s on the end”

Trump Wink

Mike Huckabee takes the easy way out and sucks off Donald in front of the country. Smart move my friend, smart move.

Trump debates the debate and wins, too easy.

Finally how did Donald do? Well he nailed it, according to Donald and everyone else.

Wait, but is that actually true? Did Donald really nail it? Let’s check his twitter to make sure.

And there you have, the proof is right there. Donald polled millions of people and they all said they loved his debate via twitter. He could only retweet a few people that happened to agree with him but rest assured that’s the entire world. Next!

PS

Of course Jeb Bush is the annoying dude that brags about his fantasy football team.

Hit em with the NBD face.

Such a lie if Peyton is his QB this year.