Little Kids Wearing Jordan Spieth And Michael Greller Costumes Are Lighting The Internet On Fire

So these little guys are what’s hot on the internet right now. Chicks are literally exploding at the site of cute little Jordan Spieth and little Michael Greller. If you’re not ready to have kids yet do not show those pictures to your wife or girlfriend because she will throw you down and have her way with you until you blow a baby into her.  Not only that but every which way you turn media outlets are drooling all over these kids

And I get.  What am I, a robot? Those kids are cute as fuck. Everybody can see that. Spieth is the IT golfer at the moment so kids are gonna wanna be him and dress up as him for Halloween. But let’s not forget the greatest mini golfer costume of all time. The costume that cannot and will not be topped ever

Little John Daly

GOAT. Untoppable. A+++++++++. That was last year and it’s still the best. Dressing your kid as clean cut Jordan Spieth is all well and good and people will love it but this is how real golf fan parents dress their kids. If you’re gonna dress your kid up as a golfer make it the most badass mother fucker ever to grip it and rip it. That’s Halloween done right.

A big time congrats to Jordan though. The trophies are nice. The millions of dollars in the bank are nice but everybody knows you haven’t truly made it until someone dresses up as you for Halloween. Spieth is now at that level.