Paris Hilton's Boobs Say Hello

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.  This isn’t the first time Paris has broken out her new set of twins but they look so damn awesome I had to shed light on them.  I always thought Paris was hot.  Her sex tape was pretty awesome.  She didn’t make a sex tape because she wanted to get famous.  She made a se tape because sex tapes are awesome.  She did it for the love of the sex tape game.  But now that she has new accessories?  Forget about it.  Super hot.  I don’t know where Paris has been or what she’s been doing for the past 5+ years while Kim K was taking her throne of Famous For No Reason but I’m glad she’s back.  It just feels right.  Kim K needs a rival like Tiger needed a rival through the 2000’s.  Maybe Paris never actually went away and I just wasn’t paying attention.  Well we’re all paying attention now.

0edkevorkian just saying what all of us were thinking.