Dead Puerto Rican Gangster Has Body Staged Doing What He Loved Most, Playing Dominoes In A Bar While Holding A Condom




(Source)A grieving mother gave her murdered son a bizarre send off – by propping his corpse up at a table to ‘play’ one last game of dominoes. Pictures appear to show Jomar Aguayo Collazo concentrating on his next move in the game as he sits in his mother’s bar in Río Piedras, Puerto Rico. But the 23-year-old had been shot dead along with two others at the same bar just days after he had celebrated his birthday. Jomar can be seen holding dominoes in one hand and a condom in another during the unconventional wake.

Wakes and funerals tell you all you need to know about a person. Was he funny or is everyone scared to make jokes? Popular or hated? How much booze is there, was he a good time or a stiff? Was he awesome enough to have himself taxidermied and put on display?
But this one? Too much. C’mon, Jomar Aguayo Collazo, you’re holding a condom? Let me guess, it’s some XXL bullshit too? You don’t need that. That’s trying way, way too hard. Who are you, Dr. Mantis Toboggan with a Magnum peeking out of his wad of 100s? Plus, I didn’t even know Latinos used condoms. I thought you just popped out like 1,000 kids and carried on life that way. Latin dudes hate condoms and Latin chicks love anal, that’s how you keep the population in balance.
Also, if I could offer some advice: clean the floors before you put the dead body there for pictures? Kinda ruins the whole mood. Maybe take down the birthday balloons from the night he was shot dead too. Not the fondest of memories. I’m not a funeral planner though so what do I know? Just spitballing here.