I Don't Know Why I Believe This Kid When He Says He Didn't Eat A Cupcake But I Do

I’m a trusting person. If the kid says he didn’t eat the damn cupcake then the kid didn’t eat the damn cupcake. Alright? I’ll take him at his word and believe him. It’s not even so much that I believe him but I like the life lesson he’s already learned at such a young age.  Always deny. Always. Deny until you’re blue in the face even if you have blue frosting all over your face from the cupcake you say you didn’t eat. Deny deny deny deny deny. There’s a chance you’re dealing with a person who is stupider than you and they’ll just believe. Deny right in their stupid face and see how they react. I’d rather have somebody like that in my corner than a person who instantly gives it up as soon as somebody applies the pressure. It takes some serious stones to have a literal look of guilt all over your face and to still say you didn’t so something. I like that. Every crew needs a bold faced liar. That kid is gonna make a great friend when he grows up. The adult version of that kid can hang out with me any day.