The NFL Needs To Have These Spanish Announcers Call Every Aspect Of Every Game

From earlier this year:

That’s it. I’ve had enough of these boring as whaleshit, PC announcers tucking me in for sleep during NFL broadcasts. If it’s not Merrill Reese giving out a classic “IT’S GOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!”, then amigos like these should be doing every game. Actually, screw just doing the NFL. I need these guys announcing every aspect of my life. Taking a piss in the morning would be more exciting than a Tarantino film. Freaking Spaniards or Latinos or Hispanics (whatever is fine for 2015). They could make a paint drying competition or a Phillies game not only bearable, but enjoyable to watch.

NEED another World Cup solely to hear our boy from Argentina lose his shit. Life’s good when you’ve got Un Papa y Messi.