Can't Have A Successful Trip To Target Without A Little Tit-Fucking Porn Audio Playing Over The Intercom

I gotta say, really shocked at this. Tarjay (or however soccer moms spell it) isn’t the place for intercom porn. That’s WalMart. WalMart is where you go when you want to see the dredges of society and listen to some hardocre porn while you knock back some low, low prices on an edited Eminem cd and a Rush Hour 3 bargain bin DVD. Tarjay is where you listen to Adele while you grab some fake fashion clothes and a bunch of shit you don’t need.

I’m also disgusted at the quality of porn they’ve got going on here. You’re supposed to be the high end superstore. None of this BJs or Kmart bullshit, you’re Target. Don’t play me some monotone chick giving a titjob like she’s reading it off a hostage note. Honestly that sounded like Joe Buck was asking me if I wanted to fuck his titties. That’s how I’d say it if my titties were getting prison raped.  Give me some passion, lady. Give me some dirty talk like Jenna Haze talking about her slutty asshole or how her pussy is sucking a dick. Be high class and deliver like you’re expected to.