Pacers Mascot Loses His Head Attempting To Go Space Jam Off A Tramp
Mascot 101: Don’t even come close to awkwardly touching kids. Seems like common sense but you’d be surprised to how many mascot lives have been lost because parents thought they were trying to goose their kids. Mascot 201: Never take off or lose your head. That’s a surefire way to scare the royal piss out of anyone under puberty. Might as well hide in their rooms in a psychotic clown costume before ripping them under their beds for the night. Mascot 303 (for the advanced minds): Hydrate. The inside of that cooks hotter than Auschwitz an oven on the Sun.
And what’s with the cocky flip off the tramp in costume? It’s difficult enough to go Dunk City off a tramp when you’re not getting weighed down by pounds of…whatever the hell that thing is supposed to be. A Pacer is a blue Emo cat? Seriously though, that shit is harder than it looks. If I got a couple more runs instead of the measly two tries I’d be jumping halfway to heaven.