The Best Chase Utley Signs From Last Night

Bronze

SILVER

GOLD

Any other day of the week that Electric Chair sign takes home the Gold. Because truth be told I actually wish tons of physical harm upon Chase Utley. I dont like him, and I wish him nothing but the worst in life. But Utley U Buttley is unstoppable. That little girl is my hero.

But this isnt about Utley anymore. Chase proved hes an old washed up coward by not playing last night. He was a coward on the field (or rather, not on the field) and a coward off the field with the media. He needed people from the Dodgers to physically shield him from reporters because he was afraid to talk. Classic fake tough guy nonsense. Take a guy out like a scumbag when hes not looking, apologize through a third party and then not talk to the media. Get outta here old man. You’re cooked.

This is now all about Clayton Kershaw. Clayton Manning. On 3 days rest. When he cant even pitch in the postseason on full rest. I want to put the stamp on his career as a postseason choke artist. I want him to lose two consecutive starts to guys making their playoff debut. I need to bounce him in the first round yet again and torpedo his playoff record to 1-7. I want the Mets to put the final scoops of dirt on his grave. Confidence level at about 50 right now knowing we have deGrom on full rest as insurance. Stone Cold Steven Matz goes out there loosey goosey and out duels Kershaw in front of his grandpa and the rest of his family, along with all of New York to advance to the NLCS. Put it in the books. If you don’t believe me just ask Grandpa Bert how he handles pressure:

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“It’s odd, but when there’s pressure on, he does better,” said Bert Moller, Matz’s grandfather. “If he has the bases loaded and a 3-2 count, he’s going to strike the guy out. It seems to be, he needs a little pressure.”