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Will Grier Gained 43 Pounds In One Year... I Kind of Need To Start a Ligandrol Regimen Right?

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AJCThere is nothing quite like the old college-football-weight-gain plan.

And it seems to have done wonders for Florida quarterback Will Grier, who’s reportedly taken the “freshman 15” to a new level. Apparently, he’s bulked up to 215 pounds after weighing in at 172 as a freshman. That’s a significant increase. Grier basically went from being a super middleweight to a heavyweight over the course of a year. You have to wonder what in the world he ate throughout his freshman year, because we all know it wasn’t the old peanut-butter-sandwich trick.

With his new size, Grier will likely have a good shot at dethroning sophomore quarterback Treon Harris for the starting gig. Last year, Harris threw for 1,019 yards and nine touchdowns while Grier was redshirted. Maybe he brought peanut butter sandwiches to the game. Whatever the case may be, his father, Chad, is just happy he’s been stuffing his face like a bodybuilder.

I know I know, I was as shocked as you when I found out it wasn’t just a bunch of peanut butter sandwiches and glasses of milk before bed.

43 pounds in one year??* Jesus, where do I get me some of this stuff? I mean I kind of have to try it right. For research purposes, find out what all the fuss is about and if it’s really as effective as it seems to be. I looked into it and if this review from a sketchy website that doesn’t load 50% of the time is any indication, there’s really no side effects or anything to worry about.

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Just need someone to film my PRs and I’m good. Should be seeing #gains pretty much immediately, and unlike the starting QB for the Florida Gators who may raise some suspicion when he puts on 50 LBs of pure muscle, ain’t nobody testing me over here.

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The online trolling has been pretty solid by the way.

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And how about this guy who announced it to the world the night before?

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Message board rumors, always true, 0.4% of the time.

*[Note: A prominent Gators blogger did not believe that report when it came out, for what it’s worth]