Darko Milicic Lost His MMA Fight After His Shin Was Busted Open

Yesterday we found out former #2 overall draft pick by the Pistons Darko Milicic was going to have his pro MMA debut. Well it went about as well as his NBA career. He stood around, did a lot of nothing, people only watched because he was 7 feet tall, and then he quit when the going got tough. Gotta say I’m pretty shocked the soft white Euro who was thrown around like a rag doll in the NBA quit an MMA match because of a little gash on his leg. Really, truly shocking. Love seeing the big guy in there kicking though. More impressive are his weird as fuck tattoos.
 

Maybe if he had those in the league he would’ve played better in the paint. White boy tattoos=strength. See Birdman. Checkmate.

Quick flashback to the 2003 NBA draft. One of these is not like the other.