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Darko Milicic Lost His MMA Fight After His Shin Was Busted Open

 

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Yesterday we found out former #2 overall draft pick by the Pistons Darko Milicic was going to have his pro MMA debut. Well it went about as well as his NBA career. He stood around, did a lot of nothing, people only watched because he was 7 feet tall, and then he quit when the going got tough. Gotta say I’m pretty shocked the soft white Euro who was thrown around like a rag doll in the NBA quit an MMA match because of a little gash on his leg. Really, truly shocking. Love seeing the big guy in there kicking though. More impressive are his weird as fuck tattoos.
 

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Maybe if he had those in the league he would’ve played better in the paint. White boy tattoos=strength. See Birdman. Checkmate.

Quick flashback to the 2003 NBA draft. One of these is not like the other.

 
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