15 Colorado McDonald’s Are Converting Their “Play Places” Into Marijuana Smoking Sections

Source – 15 Colorado McDonald franchises have announced that they are converting their McDonald’s Play Place areas into marijuana friendly smoking areas. Each facility will consist of 15 smoking pods in which customers can smoke a joint, bong, or pipe without being harassed or bothered by people who are offended by it.

Each pod not only contains the marijuana smoke within it’s small space, but also it repels the smell of the marijuana through a ventilation tube above the pod. So, although the doors are sealed in this previous “Play Place” location, the smell of marijuana will not seep into the main restaurant as people enter and exit the facility.

Screw you kids, there’s a new demographic in town that eats just like you but we can actually afford our own happy meals. You little twerps just got a lesson in capitalism. Seriously though, this is a genius move by McDonald’s, they know the only time people will still eat that crap is when they are high as fuck. “Please, by all means, smoke three more joints… did we tell you about the 1/2 price nuggets?”

My only complaint is that they should leave part of “Play Place” stuff there. The only thing better than destroying a Big Mac after a bong hit would be jumping into a pool of plastic balls stoned out of your gourd. Combine the two and I’m pretty sure you’ll have so many stoners in line people will think Jerry Garcia came back from the dead and is working the fryolator.

thanks to Brett for the tip

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