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Bye Mac and Cheese Bro

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Need Cafeteria Manager to ride by on a Razor Scooter and egg the shit out of this dude’s car on his way off campus. Better yet, just walk up, look him in the eye, and dump a bowl of jalapeño bacon mac and cheese on the hood. That’s the only thing that would make this scene better.

I’d bring Chef’s Hat as backup though. Definitely bring backup.