Jason Dufner Thinks His PGA Championship Plaque Makes Him Look Like Bilbo Baggins And He's Not Wrong

Confession: I miss blogging about Jason Dufner

I miss it a lot. It’s just that so much has changed from when he first entered our lives.  He used to be the fat golfer with the big lipper of chew and a smoking hot wife.  Now he’s a skinny golfer with a smoking hot ex-wife and I don’t know if he chews anymore or not.  He’s not the same person and his current form just isn’t as interesting.  The guys  were talking on the Rundown yesterday about CC Sabathia and how a fat guy should stay fat because it’s better that way and it’s true. That is absolutely the case with Daddy Duf. Let’s list some facts. He won a major when he was fat and he still had sex with Amanda on a regular basis when he was fat. No skinny majors for him.

As for that plaque, well it’s not Tom-Brady-court-drawing bad but it’s not great. He looks like a lunatic.  He DOES look like Bilbo Baggins so if that’s what they were going for than A+.  My theory is the artist was so confused because he’s skinny now that they didn’t know how to sculpt him, got confused and botched it.  Yet another reason for Duf to skip the salads and go straight for the desserts.  Come back to us, Jason.  We miss you.

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