As It Turns Out I Actually Have a Ton In Common With One Of The Hottest People On The Planet Mary Shum (Unrelated: Holy Shit She's Smoking Hot)

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Ok, the above is probably the sexiest picture I’ve ever seen on the Internet. Like, woah. But as it turns out, we actually do have a lot in common!

 

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Right?! Facebook is a mess right now with all these people popping out babies (on purpose) and getting engaged and shit. Everyone I know is “happy” and “in a relationship” and “doesn’t scour eBay all day for deals on N64 games” and “doesn’t eat 2 burritos a day while telling everyone they go to the gym”. So me and her, yea, basically #SoulMates.

Ok, you caught me. This was all a ploy to post pictures of her fine ass. It’s always fun to find a fun angle though. But really, I just prematurely blue myself.

 
 

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