Nobody Has It Better Than A Winning QB In DC, All Hail King Kirk

The two people who are loved more than anyone else in the world? A winning QB in DC, and a backup QB in DC when the team sucks. After the Skins lost to the Giants last Thursday, people were calling for Kirk’s head on a stick. After he won the game with that 90 yard drive on Sunday, baby’s are being named Kirk and Chipotle is crowning him the King. If we somehow beat the Falcons on Sunday Obama is going to resign and hand over the White House and Michelle to King Kirk. He’ll have no choice. But say we go on a 2 game losing steak, Kirk will be eating out of the trash at Qdoba and Colt will be called the savior. That’s just DC living.

PS: Real talk: I had California Tortilla (or CalTor as the kids call it) for the first time ever last week. Why don’t we talk more about CalTor? It was a 10/10. They have queso cheese to put on your burrito! They have blackened and mesquite chicken. They have all sorts of sauces and flavors, and guacamole is only 75 cents extra. I don’t remember what I ordered, but it had the queso on it and it was so fucking good. I’m team California Tortilla for life now. My full endorsement.