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Unless CC Sabathia Killed Somebody He’s The Most Selfish Alcoholic of All Time

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Well this is a stunning development.   CC Sabathia just causally checking himself into rehab right before the start of the MLB playoffs. No biggie fellas. He’ll be back next year. Oh okay. Quick question. Am I allowed to laugh at this? Like I know everybody is treating this like a serious situation, but fuck that. Until I find out he killed somebody or something this is 1,000% a make fun of the Yankees situation. I mean if the Yanks win the wildcard game he was gonna be their Game 1 starter right? It’s crazy what a joke this franchise has become. Bro just wait till the playoffs are over and then check yourself into rehab.   You literally can’t be more selfish than this unless he had no choice because he did something so drastic he wasn’t gonna be allowed to play anyways. But let me say this loud and clear.   If Sabathia didn’t break the law or do something horrific and decided to do this now just because he thought it was finally time to take control of his life he’s the most selfish alcoholic of all time.   You got the entire off season to get sober.   Man up and be a drunk for a couple more weeks till the season is over.