Here's A Girl's Insane Reaction After Her Tinder Bio Went Viral

Most girls that end up on the Tinder roundup are cool with and get a kick out of the whole thing since it’s generally not a mean-spirited thing, guys get made fun of too, and Tinder is a public site where now people from anywhere in the world can see you at any moment. And usually even girls who ask to be taken out of it because of work/school/dignity or whatever get that and I’ve got no problem helping them out and removing them from the blog (also a reason to read the Tinder roundup the second it goes up, plug plug plug). But every now and then it’s one of these incredibly long freakouts, usually over Instagram for some reason, and this one over a recent blog cracked me up. Here’s the full unedited exchange:

Now I’ve posted or tweeted a freakout or two previously from some girl who made it on the Tinder roundup and, while it gives me a little anxiety blogging some anxiety on Friday nights or Saturday mornings waiting for some girl to yell at me, legally we’re fine with the basics because Tinder owns all the photos and information you upload to their servers. But that covers the basics, not advanced legal breaches we could have faced here like “deplomation.” That’s some next level litigation that I’m not sure even Scrooge McDuck vaults full of t-shirt money can cover. You know you’re in trouble when the closest word Google suggests to the lawsuit you’re facing is something in Hindi:

I’ve seen what Hindi guys do to women and if it’s on a porn site too, I want no part of being accused of that in a public court of law, I’ll tell you that much.

As for the rest, “cyberbullying and harassment” is a terrible thing when it happens to kids picking on another student in high school or random internet weirdos attacking someone for no reason, fully agreed there. I’d question how much harassment went on in the span of a few hours on a post with no personal information — online creeps must be the hardest working and most efficient men online — or how much different the attention is than when you put pictures of yourself in lingerie on a public dating site yelling at men that you don’t do hookups, but sure. It’s no deplomation on the scale of awful things I’ve abetted, but definitely bad stuff for sure that I don’t support.

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Either way, the pics came down, the world moves on for lingerie-clad girls who love caps lock and not hooking up, and I presume the emoji hearts mean it’s a job well done by me. Just a quick look at how your Tinder blog sausage is made.