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Will Smith Has Released His First New Song In Forever And It Is HOT HOT HEAT




Will Smith does two things in this rap life: he doesn’t say swears and he puts out hits. That’s it. That’s what he does. Summertime, Miami, Gettin Jiggy Wit It, Wild Wild West, Will2K, Just the Two Of Us, etc. A goddamn tour de force of the best songs of the last 20 years.


Well, guess what? Big Willie hasn’t missed a beat. Another smash hit out of him right here with Fiesta.


It’s really not fair that Will Smith is as good at so much as he is. I’d kill for like 1/1000th of his talent. He can do it all. One of the best actors, one of the best rappers, one of the best believer in alien gods, one of the best “there are lots of gay rumors about me” dudes, and one of the best “I have at least one clinically insane child, maybe more” guys. Everything he does, he does it to the max. Me? I’m skating by with a fluid ounce of humor and a set of breasts. But Will? My lord/L Ron Hubbard/Xenu, he does it to the max.


Emmys, Grammys, Oscars, Tonys, Worst Father of the Years, whatever. Get this man his EGOTWFY.