Someone Created A Website Exclusively For Stalking Old GUTS Competitors And It Is Fantastic

I guess this is what it’s like to be trapped in inception.  Because I’m 99.9% sure this is my idea. Someone is waiting for me to fall asleep at night and stealing my dreams. My stalking of GUTS champions is well documented at this point. This can’t be just a coincidence.

Anyway, paranoia of some Indian dream catcher/witch doctor aside, this is absolutely hysterical. Here are my top 5. If you want to see the rest you can go to the page here.

5.

Once a rocker, always a rocker.

4.

Never has a nickname worked so perfectly. You want to get Crazy? You call Cam. He’ll take you to a Carousel and shit will get “Outrageous”.

3.

I almost didn’t include “The Maniac” in this post but then I looked at that picture again. A picture where your face is in a mirror so its really two faces even though its still only 1 picture? Maniacal.

2.

If Chucky is a Parent Pleaser then he has the most forgiving parents in the world.

1.

The Destructor – Tears up BMX Tracks, takes pictures holding guns, sneaky might be Jewish and REALLY proud of it?

Bonus

Dynamo – Chase your dreams bro. And when you get them, make sure you put them on Facebook for the entire world to see.