BREAKING: Kiko Alonso Will Be Fine For This Year, The Barstool Anti-Mush Strikes Again!

BAM! And people say we don’t know what we’re doing over here. Just throwing shit against the wall and see what sticks. Well, friends, let me tell you this. If we blogged a report that Kiko would have been fine, his legs would’ve instantly fell right off his body. Guaranteed. A double amputee overnight. However, since we posted a report with a source that said he was out for the year, God himself came down from the rafters and magically cured Kiko Alonso’s knee. So all you Rob Ellis and Harry Mayes and 97.5 on the airwaves who trash first then actually read what we said later can thank us right now. Kiko Alonso’s season was saved by the well placed Barstool anti-mush.

Also, this:

Eagles ILB Kiko Alonso had arthroscopic surgery on his left knee this week and could play as early as in a few weeks, per @caplannfl.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 30, 2015