You're Not A True Pop Star Until A Fan Asks You To Smash Them In The Face With A Golf Club So Congrats To Taylor Swift

 

 

You know those Twitter accounts that tweet at celebrities INSTANTLY after they fire off a tweet?  You know the people I’m talking about.  The crazies.  The lunatics.  The ones who want the famous person to fuck them in the ass then light them on fire after they cum on their face?  If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me give you a few examples.

 

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Shit like that. There’s tons of them.  I think I just assumed those weren’t real people.  That they didn’t actually exist and inhabit the same planet as you and I.  Maybe I thought they were Twitter bots who were programmed to answer instantly with a crazy fucking response or something in hopes the celebrity would respond.  I don’t know.  Or maybe deep down I knew they were real people but didn’t want to believe it.  Well it turns out these people are very really and that video of the chick begging Taylor Swift to smash her in the face with a golf club is proof. Props to Taylor Swift though.  That’s the sign of a super duper star.  Less than .00000000000000000000000001% of people who have spent time on Earth have reached that level of fame.  Because I GUARANTEE T-Swift could take a Happy Gilmore-style running start, tee off on that chick’s face and the girl would be like, “Do it again!” as blood poured from her nose.  Anybody can put out a platinum selling record. Very few get asked to hit people in the face with a driver with zero legal repercussions.