A life time of embarrassment all in one play pic.twitter.com/ndY1ALfIcc
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 29, 2015
Hey man, maybe time to hang ‘em up. You’ve already suffered more embarrassment in your career than many do in a lifetime. Perhaps try soccer? Cross country? Hell, field hockey? But football is not your game. If I had to give you a scout grade right now it’s an F.
Harnessing energy: F
Looking like an infant and flailing on the field: A
Add all that up and I’m pretty sure that’s Luis Mendoza, so you’d definitely be a great soccer player. Or even hockey if you can find an old man to make soda can pyramids for you.