Jose Canseco Challenged Papelbon To An MMA Fight On Twitter With The Hashtag #TeamHarper

Hey Papelbon! Good job choking out the pretty boy who’s been carried around on a pillow with a silver spoon in his mouth since he was about 14. Why don’t you try your tough guy act on a roided up Jose Canseco who pretty much has zero mental or emotional stability and very little to live for? We’ll get John Rocker to be the guest referee and we’ll get three of the biggest psychopaths the sport has ever seen into an octagon. Strong chance none of them walk out alive.

PS – “Do You MMA” might be the biggest hardo challenge of all time but in this case, coming from Canseco, its so so real and so so perfect.