Bears Trade Jared Allen To Panthers, RIP To One Of My Favorite Barstool Shirts

I think if I had to rank my favorite Jared Allen moments with the Bears I would go with these 4.

1. When he signed and I thought we were going to win the Super Bowl.

2. That time he disappeared for every game he played in Chicago and I forgot he even existed.

3. The time he got pneumonia and lost a billion pounds

4. This shirt.

Don’t cry because it’s over Jared, smile because it happened.

PS

Remember when Jared Allen picked Chicago over Seattle? Has there even been a worse decision in the history of decisions? I’m hard to think of one.