Oh Just A Pro Soccer Player Nonchalantly Pissing Himself On The Field

Like to see the pee

Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go. Plus this isn’t his first rodeo. You see that down on a knee, lacing the cleats pissing technique? Borderline poetic. This guy’s been getting away with hiding his Uryomisotis for years. It’s a good thing he didn’t hit one of his teammate’s legs or else the victim would’ve naturally acted like they’ve been doused with sulfuric acid.

Still, this is not the most unsanitary thing to ever happen on the pitch. For that we turn to last year when a biddy’s used tampon dropped out of her Cave Of Wonders.

 
Gross. Love how it’s treated like radioactive waste. A guy’s dick could literally fall off and a dude would pick it up toss it to the sidelines to resume play ASAP. Nobody’s messing with period blood. The ref’s face says it all.
 
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The way that bloke says “Pick your tampon, off the pitch” with such disdain in his voice is hilarious. The man is so offended her red rag touched his sport’s holy field she might as well have ringed it out in his morning coffee. And why didn’t she pick up her own mess? Super bitch move right there. Never trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn’t die.