Smoke Albanian Student Getting A Job With A TV Station After Auditioning With Her Tits Out Is The Biggest No-Brainer In History
Daily Mail- A student has landed a job on Albanian television after showing her breasts through an open top during screen tests. TV bosses at the network said they were so impressed with Enki Bracaj, from the Albanian capital Tirana, that they offered her a news reader role. The 21-year-old now presents an international news programme after wearing the revealing outfit during trials – and has already proved a ratings hit, it has been reported. A spokesperson for the channel said: ‘Most agree that her presentation style is somewhat awkward, but we are working on that and to be honest it doesn’t seem to be doing any harm to her viewing figures.’ Bracaj, who studies public relations at the local university, said she had simply ‘found a way to put myself ahead’ in a competitive industry. Defending the decision to offer almost-topless news, she said: ‘It is not easy to enter the world of television.
Just a quick refresher here on how the world works. I can already feel the outrage about this chick getting a job because she let her chesticles breathe during her audition and instantly got her job. Well stop it. I hate to break it to the naive people of the world but it turns out that if you’re good looking and/or have big boobs there’s more of a chance you’ll get noticed/hired for a job. Whether that’s right or wrong or fair doesn’t really matter, that just so happens to be the way it is on this big blue marble. There’s a reason guys who look like me become security guards and girls who look like her get put on TV. This girl is a genius in my opinion. She’s clearly smarter than any of the other candidates who auditioned. She took a look at the the TV landscape, realized what a tough field it is to get into, saw that the people hiring for the job were a bunch of horned up dudes and acted accordingly. Use whatever advantages you have at your disposal. That’s the lesson here. Whether that be smarts or work ethic or being a people person or a big ol’ pair of tits. Do whatever you can to get ahead in this world.
I am SHOCKED by this
The 21-year-old now presents an international news programme after wearing the revealing outfit during trials – and has already proved a ratings hit, it has been reported.