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The Barstool College Football Roundup, Week 3: The B1G and Everybody Else

Welcome to part 2 of the roundup, featuring the secret that ESPN doesn’t want you to know – that there are other conferences outside of the SEC.

In fact, it’s the Big 10’s world and we’re all just living in it.

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The best team in the country struggled a little bit with a pesky Northern Illinois team.

Cardale got benched after two picks, then Cardale being Cardale, expressed himself on Twitter about it.

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Able to squeak out a win because of their defense. Urban, might be time to pick a QB don’t you think?

Out on the West Coast, Will Ferrell leads #6 USC out of the tunnel…

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…annndddd they lost to Stanford. Fucking Ferrell. Oh well, USC was back for a little bit at least.

MSU continues to roll, thanks to Aaron Burbridge going for 156 and 3 touchdowns.

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Sad shit out of Notre Dame with their safety tearing his ACL and screaming in agony on national TV after celebrating an incomplete pass.

I don’t get everyone hating on him, it was a huge defensive stand and they did a standard chest bump because they were hyped up. Since when did we want players to be emotionless robots?

Let’s check in on Texas, in complete shambles and desperately needing to get some positivity going. Jerrod Heard did his absolute best –

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527 TOTAL YARDS, and one casual fuck bomb.

The D was pulling out all the stops as well

But in the end, it was the #YearOfTheKicker that did them in.

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Storming back in a furious comeback with so much on the line for your program and losing on a missed extra point – so brutal.

Maybe should have kicked it like this?

Poor Vince.

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Quick check on Baker Mayfield’s stat line –

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FSU/BC was Friday night and I didn’t watch it because I went to see Black Mass – movie was ok, kind of boring, but apparently it was like an action packed masterpiece compared to this football game.

One highlight, Golson laying a big time block.

Monster 2 yard punt, it’s all about field position.

Textbook targeting

Mizzou Football 2015:

Duke Football 2015:

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UNC big hit

Maryland sports, so hot right now, just ask their fans.

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Nevada’s Hasaan Henderson says fuck your PI

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Iowa kicker hits a 57 yard game winner…pretty cool

Penn State stripe out, also pretty cool

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Meanwhile Fat Kicker Joey Julius was hittin the whip

Miami almost blew it against Nebraska, but they still pulled it out and go to turn up in the locker room.

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Would have made these banner flyers happy if they got the L though.

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As always, we’ll end with a check on UConn.

Mission to win every game:

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Week 1: Success

Week 2: Success

Week 3: Failed.

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