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Cops Accidentally Put Murder Suspect And Inmate Who's About To Testify Against Him In The Same Holding Cell, Fight Obviously Breaks Out

 

 

Let me go ahead and put that “accidentally” in quotation marks.  No fucking way this was done on accident.  I’ve seen enough shows like Locked Up and Oz and Sons of Anarchy to know that nothing happens on accident in prison.  Zero.  Everything is orchestrated and most of the time the inmates are running the place.  This is no different. It wasn’t an accident.  Certainly not putting a murderer and the inmate who’s about to testify against him.  That just doesn’t happen.  The murderer clearly cut a deal with the prison guards and was like, “Alright, give me 15 minutes with the witness so I can try and kill him before he testifies against me and I’ll suck your guys’ dicks every day for the next month.” Two things went wrong.  One, the guy didn’t kill the witness.  He just slapped him around a little.  Dude sucks at murder.  And two, they got the whole thing on video. A very flawed plan.  But don’t you dare tell me the cops genuinely and honestly accidentally put those two together on accident.  That’s not how the world works.