President Jimmy Carter Getting It In On The Kiss Cam At The Braves Game Last Night

Atta boy, Jimmy!  Get it!  A little PDA from the former president of the United States at a Braves game last night.  Just spitting right in cancer’s face with that smooch.  Nothing’s gonna bring him down.  That was quite the kiss.  Most people when put on the Kiss Cam give a little peck and hope the camera moves on.  Not Jimmy.  Not at this point in his life.  When he gets put on the Kiss Cam he’s gonna get his money’s worth whether you like it or not.  They kissed to the point where I was almost uncomfortable and that’s fine.  Old people are allowed to do that because people think it’s adorable and precious when old people show affection.  Jimmy could’ve copped a feel in front of the entire stadium and people would still be all goggly eyed about how cute they are.  If that were some younger couple we’d tell them to cut it out and stop being gross.  Good for those two lovebirds.  And as always, fuck cancer.