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Donald Trump Just Murdered Rand Paul In Front Of All Of America

 

 

Poor Rand Paul just minding his own business with his brillo pad hair and shitty golf game and then along comes King Donald, taking his lunch money and stuffing him into a locker. You stink, no one likes you, you’re not even top 10 and I’m not saying you’re ugly but I could if I wanted to because you’re fucking ugly. Now get out of here, you’re a BUM!

 

 

 

 

Not to mention killing the face game. Need a Trump cam in the worst way. Like when ESPNU does the in game studio announcers, just give me a live feed of Trump’s face for the next 3 hours, that’s what the people want. He’s making it a god damn show.

 

 

PS

Leave the jokes to the funny people, Marco, your ears are weird as fuck.