Does This Look Like The Face Of A Lady Who Escaped A Psychiatric Ward Then Attacked A Police Officer With A Bayonet?

AL- A woman who swung an 18-inch bayonet at a Mountain Brook police officer this week had walked out of a Birmingham psychiatric ward just hours before the attack, her attorney said today. Police on Wednesday announced formal charges of attempted murder, domestic violence, and resisting arrest against 47-year-old Vanessa Hirschowitz. She was arrested Tuesday, and has since been released from the Jefferson County Jail. The incident happened about 1:30 a.m. Tuesday when an officer saw an elderly woman walking on Brookwood Road and learned she had been the victim of domestic violence at her home. Police went to the woman’s home on East Briarcliff Road, and began a search inside for the 85-year-old woman’s daughter who they believed to be responsible for the abuse of the elderly victim, said Mountain Brook Police Chief Ted Cook. An officer was in a room when Hirschowitz came out from underneath a blanket where she had been hiding and attacked the officer with a bayonet. 

We can officially say bayonets are making a comeback.  Forget guns.  Those are a thing of the past. Wise people will tell you that everything is cyclical.  Everything eventually comes back around whether it be fashion or hairstyles or youth slang or TV shows or movies or porn (bush is about to come storming back even though nobody wants it to) or whatever.  Or even weapons.  It all eventually comes back around and is cool again and that’s where we’re at with bayonets. This lady could have just as easily got a gun and been a horrible person with it.  But she specifically picked a bayonet to be a horrible person with instead.  That just shows you how much the tides are changing.  Bayonets and plunging them into the neck’s of your enemies is on the rise.  Or maybe she just got done watching The Patriot.  Either way, get ready for those goddamn liberals to start asking for bayonet control.  My favorite part of that article is this

A woman who swung an 18-inch bayonet at a Mountain Brook police officer this week had walked out of a Birmingham psychiatric ward just hours before the attack

She just waltzed right outta that psych ward and went straight for her bayonet.  She didn’t do anything else.  You’re free!  You’re outta the psych ward.  Go nuts!  Grab a cheeseburger from McDonalds and a large fry.  Nope, it’s bayonet time.