Braxton Miller Hasn't Seen His Spin Move Because He Ain't Got Cable, Man

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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Ohio State students walked to classes Tuesday and Wednesday and spun around each other in effort to recreate what Braxton Miller did to Virginia Tech’s defense.

Miller didn’t get to see it.

“I only take classes online now,” Miller said. “I already graduated, so I’m not on campus like that.”

OK, so maybe Miller saw his play all over EPSN.

“The thing is,” Miller said. “I ain’t got cable, man.”

Hopefully he’s got the Internet.

Because it was literally impossible to go through the last two days without seeing Miller’s impressive spin move on his 53-yard touchdown run in Ohio State’s 42-24 win vs. the Hokies on Monday night.

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Shades of Shabazz Napier…

Going to bed starving. Not having cable. Just the hard knock life of the college athlete. Braxton Miller just hunched over a Gateway desktop computer hooked up to an AOL dial-up modem trying to get through his online classes and remain eligible. Trying to watch game film in the background but his VCR is on the fritz, and can’t even see what traffic is like to get to the team room because Channel 2 isn’t coming and he can’t afford the duct tape to keep the bunny ear antennas up on his Panasonic television. Meanwhile Mark Emmert uses a stack of $100 bills he made off “Ohio State #5″ jersey sales to slap the man-servant on his plantation in the face for not keeping his Port at adequate room temperature.

Probably.