Tinder Coming In Hot With The New "Super Like" Button

Introducing Super Like, a new way to swipe on Tinder. Now, by swiping up, or simply tapping the new blue star icon when looking at someone’s Tinder profile, you let that special someone know that they stand out from everyone else.

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First of all, YEP

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Second of all, YEP

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Third of all, will there ever be a better feeling in the world than being super liked? NOPE.* If you match someone on the Super Like you might as well cancel your weekend plans, there’s about to be a wholeeeee lot of fucking going on. It’s the equivalent of two people walking up to each other in a bar and banging right there on the dance floor like a junior prom. They better not make you pay for the Super Like though, that would be some bull shit. At the end of the day, it’s already Tinder- the app to get you laid. Making people pay to get super laid would be super lame, and I especially can’t imagine any girl (under 200 lbs) paying to smash.

*I never got verified on Tinder so I don’t know if being Super Liked is in my future. The fact I never got verified is crushing. Who the fuck are they verifying if not a short balding smut blogger from DC? I saw a friend of mine using Tinder and there were a couple DC United players on there but they weren’t verified, but they don’t have to be, they’re athletes. I can’t bench press my own weight, give me a verification and at least help me level the playing field a little bit. Chicks dig blue checkmarks, fact.