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Jets Linebacker Suspended SIX WEEKS For "Revenge Porn"

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ESPNOutside linebacker Jermaine Cunningham, most recently with the New York Jets, has been suspended for six weeks. In May, he pleaded guilty to three charges in connection with a domestic dispute, including invasion of privacy, and admitted to posting revealing photos of a woman online without her consent.

6 weeks! SIX!  LIES LIES LIES! HITLER HITLER HITLER! Did I do that right? Is that how it goes? Did I do that right?

I am fucking furious with Jermaine Cunningham. Not because he’s gonna be out for 6 weeks. I dont care about that. I care about the damage being done to the Sexting Contract that exists between guys and girls. You cant go posting nudes on the internet. That violates the terms of the agreement. That upsets the balance that we have with chicks. We give them attention, make them feel a little insecure about themselves but also make them feel sexy about themselves, they send us naked pictures. Wash rinse repeat. Thats the cycle of life.

But you got posting that shit on Instagram or Ex-GF Revenge Porn sites or something and now you’re in breach. Now women everywhere think twice about sending that shot of their ass. I hope girls at least understand that naked pictures are 100% being shown to friends, but thats where it should stop. Actually not even just friends – guys will show nude shots to like general acquaintances. “Hi I’m Kevin nice to meet you. Yo take a look at this…” She sends naked pictures, he shows his friends. Thats the way sexting works, folks. Once a picture of your pussy it out there, it belongs to the streets. I mean, rest assured girls, every single naked picture you’ve ever sent has been viewed by more than just the person you intended to see it. Thats just the cost of doing business. You wanna send nudes, other people are gonna see em. You wanna be sexy, you wanna be hot, you wanna seduce that guy? Well all his friends are gonna see them too. Thats a social contract you enter when you press send. But its not “Revenge Porn” when you’re like “Hey dude take a look at this.”

Posting to the internet though is fucked up. That can fuck with a persons personal life. Can fuck with their job. That shit aint cool. So Jermaine, you’re banned from sexting for life. Kicked out of the inner circle. Nudes can be shown to just about anyone as long as you’re just holding your phone in front of their face. And you can forward them to your close friends. And they can send to their close friends. But you cant post on the internet. Come on man. Dont ruin it for the rest of us.