<!DOCTYPE html><html lang="en"><head><meta charset="utf-8"><meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1,maximum-scale=1,user-scalable=no,shrink-to-fit=no"><title>Poor Cardinals Fans</title><link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.css"><script async src="https://htlbid.com/v3/barstoolsports.com/htlbid.js"></script><script async src="https://www.caffeine.tv/embed.js"></script><script>window.htlbid=window.htlbid||{},htlbid.cmd=htlbid.cmd||[],htlbid.cmd.push(function(){htlbid.setTargeting("pagetype","blog"),htlbid.setTargeting("authorId","45"),htlbid.setTargeting("Verity_keywords",["poor cardinals fans","barstool sports","september","big game week","el pres","big cat","welcome","@moewanchuk","morris wanchuk","barstool scottsdale | tonight","kfc","et tune","season","punk","hot 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src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.20.38-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 5.20.38 PM" width="495" height="685" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.21.09-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-362608" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.21.09-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 5.21.09 PM" width="596" height="139" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.23.15-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-362612" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.23.15-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 5.23.15 PM" width="618" height="501" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Can’t catch, can’t spell, can’t hit Dan Haren, and when all else fails they complain about their mythical “class”. Poor Cardinals, ran into a buzzsaw. Welcome to September baseball, can’t rest on your hot start to the season anymore, punks.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Magic Number</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.22.11-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-362609" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.22.11-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 5.22.11 PM" width="262" height="390" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>h/t<a href="https://twitter.com/MoeWanchuk"> moewanchuck</a></p></body></html>

<blockquote class="twitter-video" lang="en"><p dir="ltr" lang="und"><a href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat">@BarstoolBigCat</a> <a href="http://t.co/hdfWBSEeMf">pic.twitter.com/hdfWBSEeMf</a></p><p>— Morris Wanchuk (@MoeWanchuk) <a href="https://twitter.com/MoeWanchuk/status/640996325836763136">September 7, 2015</a></p></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script><p><script src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" async charset="utf-8"></script></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.20.38-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-362607" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.20.38-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 5.20.38 PM" width="495" height="685" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.21.09-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-362608" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.21.09-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 5.21.09 PM" width="596" height="139" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.23.15-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-362612" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.23.15-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 5.23.15 PM" width="618" height="501" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Can’t catch, can’t spell, can’t hit Dan Haren, and when all else fails they complain about their mythical “class”. Poor Cardinals, ran into a buzzsaw. Welcome to September baseball, can’t rest on your hot start to the season anymore, punks.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Magic Number</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><a href="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.22.11-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-362609" src="https://cdn.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/07/Screen-Shot-2015-09-07-at-5.22.11-PM.png" alt="Screen Shot 2015-09-07 at 5.22.11 PM" width="262" height="390" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="lazy"></a></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>h/t<a href="https://twitter.com/MoeWanchuk"> moewanchuck</a></p>

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