Legitimately laugh out loud funny. The Crossing Guard, on camera, defiantly refuses to complete the ONLY responsibility her job requires other than wear a uniform and breathe. “I’m not standing out there in the street to stop traffic, are you serious? You get out there in the street and stop traffic.” Like, how can you blatantly say FUCK THIS JOB while on the clock without dropping some sort of mic and walking off into the sunset/West Philadelphia? In the words of a mogul who would feed his horses and employees from the same trough if it were legally possible, welcome to Bananaland.