I'd Love To Give This Kid Who's Complaining His Car iPhone Dock (Cassette Deck) Doesn't Work A Dose Of Old Man Reality

This young punk has no knowledge of how we got this far in life as a society. Take a history class for once in your life, son. The cassette mix tape (or if you were high class and had the cassette wire to your CD player, you damn aristocrats) is how you got your shit not to stink back in the day. You think your iPhone getting a little scratched the definition of a rough life? Try sitting by the radio for hours in the early ’90’s and wait for Y100 to play Two Princesses or Come Out And Play so you can hit record on your boombox but get almost ruined by the dick DJ who wouldn’t shut up in the intro to the song. Or how about when the tape deck eats your entire magical mix you had tediously made to give to your 2nd grade GF and you’d have to sit there with a pencil for eons winding that shit back up. You whippersnappers today have got it easy with your Napster Limewire Spotify and can’t fathom an honest day’s work. Get off my lawn.