Does This Look Like The Face Of A Chick Who Bit Another Girl In The Face For Littering/A Girl I Want To Marry
(Source) 20-year-old Stock Island resident Cassi Lyn Clayton could be identified as a bit of a “spitfire” to say the least. She had already been arrested on February 4 of this year for attacking an officer and causing a bit of property damage. Unfortunately, there’s not much else on record about that arrest or her (apparently very checkered) prior history other than a collection of mugshot ranging from completely adorable to slightly intimidating.
But on Monday, March 4 of 2013, 21-year-old Madison Pelfrey of Stamford, Flordia found out just how crazy Cassi could get. At approximately 5:00 PM, Madison was observed throwing her trash onto the beach. This desecration of her natural habitat enraged Cassi, who approached the litter bug and began screaming at her.
The argument between the pair continued to escalate to the point where things got physical. That’s when Cassi promptly ended the altercation by biting into Madison’s right cheek.
Cassi Lyn Clayton was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery. She was also released from custody…so if you happen to be Spring Breaking in Key West over the next two months, please make sure to properly dispose of your garbage and/or recyclable materials.
Annnnnd I’m hard. Cassi Lyn Clayton coming in HOT! Property damage, biting chicks, saving the Planet by fighting one litterbug at a time, I like all of it, every single part. And excuse me if I’m jumping to conclusions here but this whole dust up with Madison Pelfrey has me very intrigued. We know Cassi is hot. That much is clear. And Madison is a hot girl name. Its like Ashley, or Amber, or Sam (not Samantha). You just know she’s probably a smoke. Fathers who name their daughters Madison don’t give a fuck, they’ve given up on life. My future daughter’s name is going to be Ethel or Ruth or Barbara. But Madison. Fuck Yeah. So I’m throwing it out there right now. Sounds like Madison took a cheap shot to the cheek in round 1. Barstool Sports will officially sponsor round 2. I don’t even know if that’s legal, but I don’t care. I’ve always wanted to be a fight promoter and now’s my chance. Cassi Lyn Clatyon vs Madison. Lets give the people what they want
