Nobody Has Ever Had Worse Lock Than John Wayne Bobbitt, First His Dick Was Chopped Off, And Now He Broke His Neck

NYDN - John Wayne Bobbitt just suffered a different kind of injury. Bobbitt ? the ex-Marine who became a household name after his wife chopped off his penis ? broke his neck in a Tuesday car wreck in New York, TMZ reported. Bobbitt was on his way to his brother’s Buffalo, N.Y., home when another car sailed through a red light and T-boned his Jeep. The 47-year-old suffered a broken vertebra in his neck and a herniated disk in the crash, TMZ said.

This guy is like Final Destination, but he can never die. Bad things just happen to him, and he keeps on trucking along. First his dick is sliced like a salami at the deli, and now he broke his neck. Brutal life bro. At some point he kinda needs to just off himself, right? I wouldn’t go within 10 miles of him. He just carries bad luck with him wherever he goes. How is it that you can have your dick chopped off and that’s not the worst thing that will happen to you? I mean I guess he’s supposed to make a full recovery from this neck thing, but for the sake of an Internet blog, let’s say he doesn’t. Let’s say he’s paralyzed forever. Would you rather have your schlong chopped by your psycho wife, or be paralyzed? I think you have to go with dickless. Because they can at least glue back on a nub or cut off your thumb and put it down there and you can be in some circus freak porn, but being paralyzed is as good as nothing. The second I can’t wipe my own ass, pull the cord.